Singh is Kinng “Happy” Jokes

No matter what you thought about the movie Singh is Kinng, one can’t doubt Akshay Kumar’s histrionics. Happy Singh may just get immortalized on the Indian celluloid and we thought it would be fun to share some Singh is Kinng jokes! So read, enjoy and remember its all in good humor.

Happy Singh found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except for Happy Singh Jr who wrote: ‘DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!’

Postman in Egypt – I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Happy Singh – why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it….

A man: ‘Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?’
Happy Singh: ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

Happy Singh  visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says ‘CHIN YU YAN’ and dies.
Singh goes to China  to find the meaning of his friend’s last Words.
And finds It means ‘U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!’

Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Singh: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Singh: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar’.

Lawyer to Happy Singh: ‘Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… ‘
Happy Singh:’Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!’